Bookkeeping over chat · for UK small businesses
Bookkeeping?
Just text it.
Snap a receipt, drop it in the chat. QuidBot reads it, files it, matches it to your bank — and hands your accountant perfectly balanced, HMRC-ready books.
1 minute per receipt · 5 minutes a month · cancel anytime
Category: Refreshments. Confirm?
✓ Confirm
That's 127 receipts this year — books balanced to £0.00 🦑
Why a squid?
Ten arms.
Zero spreadsheets.
Bookkeeping needs more hands than you have. QuidBot uses all of its arms at once — so you never touch a spreadsheet again.
Ridiculously simple
How it works
If you can send a message, you can do your bookkeeping.
Send receipts
Coffee with a client? New laptop? Photo or PDF, straight into the chat. QuidBot proposes the details — you confirm with one tap.
1 min per receiptSend your statement
Once a month, drop your bank's CSV export in the chat. Every receipt gets matched to its bank line automatically.
5 min per monthThat's it. Really.
Your books stay balanced all year. At year-end your accountant gets a clean, HMRC-ready workbook. No chase, no panic.
0 min at year-end| Date | Vendor | Category | Amount | Check |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 May | BT Broadband | Telephone | £29.99 | OK |
| 06 May | Amazon | Computer | £45.99 | OK |
| 12 May | Shell | Motor | £62.10 | OK |
| 23 May | Pret A Manger | Refreshments | £8.40 | OK |
| 27 May | Trainline | Travel | £84.50 | OK |
| CATEGORISATION CHECK | — | OK | ||
| RECONCILIATION (bank vs books) | £0.00 | ✓ | ||
What lands with your accountant
HMRC-ready.
Every single year.
- One balanced workbook — every transaction categorised, every row checked, reconciliation exactly £0.00
- Complete receipts archive — digitised, renamed, organised by category. HMRC enquiry? One click away
- Basis for everything — CT600, annual accounts, VAT return. Your accountant opens it and smiles
- Multi-currency built in — EUR and USD converted at the official HMRC monthly rate, noted on the entry
Simple pricing
Less than one hour
of your time is worth.
From
£30/month
- 🦑 Unlimited receipts via chat
- 🏦 Bank matching every month
- 📊 HMRC-ready workbook at year-end
- 🗂 Full digital receipts archive
- 👋 Cancel anytime — keep your data
Start your free month
No card needed to start. Your accountant will love you.
Fair questions
Before you ask
Is my financial data safe?
Yes. Everything is stored on EU servers with encrypted backups, GDPR-compliant. Your data is never shared with anyone — it's yours, full stop.
Do I need to install anything?
No. QuidBot lives in a chat you already know how to use. Send photos, PDFs and your monthly bank statement — that's the entire "software".
My bank isn't Revolut. Does it work?
Almost certainly yes. Starling, Monzo, HSBC, Barclays, Lloyds, NatWest, Santander — any bank that exports a CSV statement works. Adding a new bank takes minutes.
What if I lose a receipt?
No drama. The bank transaction is still recorded, marked "bank statement as evidence". Add the receipt later if it turns up — the books stay balanced either way.
What if I switch accountants?
You get a complete handover package: the workbook, the full receipts archive and your categorisation rules. Any accountant can pick it up in minutes.
I have more than one company.
Each company gets its own workspace and its own workbook. QuidBot has ten arms — it can handle more than one Ltd.
Your receipts are already in your pocket
Start texting them.
First month free. Five minutes of setup. A lifetime of no bookkeeping.
Start your free monthQuestions first? Write to hello@quidbot.co.uk — a human replies.